Outside Of The Whole "Almost Dying" Thing, It Appears That Lamar Odom Has No Brothel Ettiquete

Page Six- A “shady” character who claimed to be Lamar Odom’s manager showed up at a Nevada brothel just hours after the former NBA player was discovered unconscious and demanded to take all Odom’s things, the whorehouse owner told The Post.

Bunny Ranch owner Dennis Hof said the man came and took Odom’s cellphone and belongings, but another man, who claimed to be Odom’s bodyguard, came by later and said he had no idea who the first guy was.

“I don’t know if I got conned,” Hof told The Post. “I think when this all shakes out, this a shady motherfu–er. I didn’t recognize him. Something was up.”


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I hope Lamar Odom gets well, I really do. I was never a huge Lamar Odom fan on the basketball court, and I definitely don't watch the Kardashians, but supposedly I'm a human with a heart so I hope he overcomes the addictions that plague him. With that said, I can't feel too bad for him here. I mean, I can feel bad that he almost died, but I can't feel bad that he got his belongings stolen after he almost died. You just have to be a better brothel goer than that. I have never been to a brothel, but I would imagine it works much the same as prison. Anything that goes into the brothel with you, might not come out with you. That's probably why most people pay their sex workers in cash. You don't want your phone taken then don't bring it to places where it's most likely to get taken. It's not like you need to stay connected to the world when you're going on a weekend bender filled coke, dick pills, and whores. It's actually probably better you leave your ability to contact others at home. 

Hey Dennis, did this "shady motherfucker" happen to look anything like your brother in a ski mask? Like, come on, we are talking about the owner of a sex ranch. If Lamar Odom's shit was stolen then it was stolen from the guy that had already stolen it. Probably would have been a good idea to pack Lamar's bag for him and throw it in the ambulance with him, no? I don't take Dennis Hof to be the type to sit there scrolling through contacts, calling people to let them know that someone left their phone. That fucking thing was one visit to Verizon away from being given to some random hooker as a Columbus Day bonus. Brothels don't have 'Lost and Found's' as far as I know. I think it's one of those situations where anything left gets treated as a tip for fulfilling the undoubtedly disturbing fantasies of men. If you had a prostitute over your house and she stole your wallet would you call the cops, or cancel your credit cards and call it a day? Just because these pros are technically legal, doesn't mean that they play by a different set of occupational rules.