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Packers' Jared Cook Got Served A Fried Chicken Head At Buffalo Wild Wings

10/7/2016

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This happened Tuesday when I went to eat @BWWings How Sway? How? □ pic.twitter.com/8T8aSaKrZ7

— Jared Cook (@JaredCook89) October 7, 2016

I think I have to give Jared Cook credit here. That's fairly obviously a fried chicken head, but in the midst of eating wings and watching football I am not sure I would have the wherewithal to notice that it was before cracking a tooth on it's skull. At the very least I think I'm tasting the dry rub before making eye contact with a crispy eye socket and realizing what has taken place. Pretty impressive for a 6'5, 250 pound tight end to be so attentive in his dining. I would have imagined that he would just thoughtlessly toss chicken wings down his gullet and spit out the bone like they do in overacted black comedies. Looks like Jared Cook has watched a documentary or two on mass produced food at chain restaurants. He's as woke as can be, because that wing looks untouched and I would venture to say that most of us couldn't say the same if it was delivered to our table during halftime after a handful of beers.

Seriously though, be better B-Dubs, just be better. I don't want to have to cross you off the list.
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