TheComeback- Green Bay Packers wideout Trevor Davis learned the hard way as he was arrested at LAX for misdemeanor criminal threats after allegedly making a joke to a female companion about packing explosives. TMZ reported that Davis made the joke after being asked security questions by a ticket counter agent and was released on bond.
Instead of playing it straight — we’re told Davis turned to the other woman and said, “Did you remember to pack the explosives?” She apparently said, “No” and tried to get him to stop. He then said, “Just kidding” — but it was too late. --------- You know, it's just doesn't seem fair. It's been nearly 17 full years since the country fell victim to a highly fatal attack via air raid, and you're telling me that people are still made uncomfortable by sarcastic bomb references as they are prepping themselves to travel tens of thousands of feet in the air in an enclosed space amongst complete strangers? Like, geez everybody, can't we lighten up in the interest of getting these situationally timely jokes off?!? Of course, Trevor Davis obviously should have known better, but maybe he intentionally fell on the proverbial box cutter to prove a much larger point. Such as, the longer we ban terrorism as a comedic device throughout the inherently funny process of maintaining national security, the longer belly-busting jokes are left undelivered to those whose cranky moods would surely be quelled by chuckling at their compromised safety! The risk of leaving an...ahem...explosive one-liner in an airport left un-investigated is kinda high, but think about the uproarious pay off! I mean, come on, you're telling me you don't see the hilarity in being reminded that all it potentially takes is one psycho to put - at bare minimum - hundreds of lives in peril minutes an hour or so prior to sacrificing your safety to the skies?! Hope they confiscate whatever bottled substance you're using to water your blanket, you humorless lame-o.
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