Honestly, I don't know why RG3 didn't say something before. Do you have know how much scrutiny he would have saved himself from if he had let everyone in on the secret that he's actually just a teenage boy? The internet might tell you he's 26 years old, but this Instagram post was not formulated by someone with the mental capacity of a person that can drink legally. He may have been on this Earth for a quarter century, but his brain's only been maturing for about 15 of those years.
No wonder he can't read a defense. He belongs on a high school football field winning games by 70 points with sheer athleticism. No wonder he couldn't keep a marriage together. He belongs in a classroom passing love notes to the girl he dumps and gets back together with on a bi-weekly basis. No wonder he appears to only experience the highest of highs and the lowest of lows. You've never met a teenager that knows of a middle ground between "the sky is falling" and "this is the greatest thing that will ever happen to me". It's all too clear that RG3 is no more intellectually advanced than the kid that's convinced he found his soulmate in the girl that laughs at his fart jokes in the cafeteria. Whatever Robin Williams character in 'Jack' had that made his body grow 4x as quickly as his brain apparently has a sister disease that is making RG3's brain grow at 1/2 the rate of his body. There's no other explanation. Make a list of all the 26 year old males you know, sit down and read the caption on that picture, and then try to tell me with a straight face that you can see ANY of them publicizing their puppy love in such a prepubescent way. If you can then you need to stop associating with virgins.
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