Wait, people actually thought that Ricky Aguayo got jumped by a bunch of frat dudes for a missing a few field goals? Like, they actually took the word of the person who got beat up as fact, and assumed that he was just skipping down the street whistling to himself when J-Crew stormed out of Pi Kappa Phi, chased him down from behind, and started wailing on his face while screaming "maybe next time you won't limit our margin of victory over a rival to 18!"? I know the "victim" painted himself as such in the tale he told police, but I thought we were all in silent agreement that drunk dudes that lose fights typically take liberties when telling the story to authorities. Guess not. I'll admit that I didn't expect to see Florida State's kicker repeatedly going on the offensive with a fighting style that appeared to employ the "close your eyes and swing wildly" technique, but I had no doubts that this scuffle was caused by the mutual chirping of drunk college students. I didn't hear or see what initially caused the two parties to square up so I can't say for sure, but I'd imagine that something along the lines of a "nice shank last Saturday, bro" took things from contentious to violent. For that reason I won't call Ricky Aguayo a liar, but rather a self-conscious kid with a pride injury and an inability to gracefully take an L. That being said, he's a self-concious kid with a pride injury and an inability to gracefully take an L that I absolutely would not want to fuck with. Never mind that he throws punches like most people swat at bees, because - if this story is any indication - then he's not a shitty fighter that you'd was to make an enemy out of... ------ TallahasseeDemocrat- Florida State University kicker Ricky Aguayo and tight end Ryan Izzo were suspects in a burglary at a College Avenue fraternity house where they were accused of smashing a coffee table and ripping a pet turtle in half. The February incident occurred at the house next door to where police reports say Aguayo was punched in the face two months earlier by Pi Kappa Phi fraternity members. That fraternity was closed down earlier this month in the wake of the death of a 20-year-old pledge at an off-campus party. Fraternity member Daniel Furmanski, who was awoken by loud "celebratory chants coming from the living room," spotted one of the football players holding the house pet turtle, named "Turntle." Its shell was ripped from its body, according to the police report, and it appeared dead. The fraternity brother told police it was unclear who killed the turtle. He never confronted the football players nor asked them to leave. Fraternity members told police they did not know Aguayo or Izzo personally and had no issues with the football players. ------ I guess if you're going to be a mentally fragile college athlete who plays a position that's insanely easy to pick on then it's actually not entirely to your detriment to also be a sociopath that murders innocent pets? That type of behavior should absolutely get you put in a padded room....but you can't say it's not alarming enough to get people to stop heckling you about your shortcomings. Just saying, if Roberto Aguayo had taken homicidal action against a member of Franklin's family in the middle of the Buccaneers locker room then you can bet your ass none of his teammates would have been invading his personal space. Now, when you're attempting to get retribution against a household full of degenerates it's probably best to memorize their address, but Pi Kappa Phi certainly learned not to mess with Ricky Aguayo when they found out that he separated the neighboring fraternity's turtle from it's shell like a goddamned lunatic. Showing that you're not bound by morals or capable of feelings is the ultimate defense mechanism against unfair criticism, especially when you also have a teammate who is 6'5, 250 and willing to get physical on your behalf.
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