Ricky Fowler Said That Tiger Woods Has Been Easily Outdriving Him, For Whatever That's Worth11/15/2017
Actually, I must apologize for being so noncommittal in the title, because I know exactly what the fact-based compliment bestowed on Tiger Woods by Ricky Fowler is worth, and the answer is absolutely fucking nothing. Don't take that as an implication that Ricky Fowler has a flawed eye for talent, but rather as an acknowledgement that professionals don't say nice things about proven assholes unless they no longer consider said proven asshole competition. I guess I'm glad that Tiger Woods is out there launching long balls as opposed to slumped over himself on the side of the road with a toxicology report that reads like a pharmaceutical inventory, but "back" he is most definitely not. If he were back then those currently in front of him wouldn't be publicly blowing smoke up his ass to the media. If he were "back" we wouldn't be talking about someone who was once the most feared golfer in the sport like he's 'Happy Gilmore' taking all on comers at the local driving range. I suppose Tiger's "back" in the sense that he hasn't dropped out of any tournaments mid-round in the past month, but if you think he's "back" to contending then I'd be forced to question which one of you was really more in need of a piss test. I bet Ricky's voice shot up a couple octaves when he answered that question. Not because it's a lie, but because the conclusion that Tiger's fanboys are going to draw from it absolutely is.
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