Say what you want about referees. No seriously, that wasn't a lead-in to anything. Say whatever the hell you want about referees, and do it directly to their face. Other than giving people that "didn't do shit" penalties, acting as a sounding board for derogatory insults is the only other reason for their entire existence. So get ALL those jokes off, but - in doing so - know that the target of them is providing a thankless public service. Think about how many times you have been sitting at your desk daydreaming about causing a scene and finally getting your "fuck this shit, I quit" moment? Now imagine how hard it would be to refrain from doing so if every time you tried to do your job correctly you were verbally berated and/or caught a fist that wasn't intended for your face? It's actually a modern miracle that I have never seen a referee skate off the ice mid-game. As if having your entire family's well being threatened while someone else is soliciting you for non-consensual sex acts wasn't bad enough? You might ALSO have your jawline compromised as a victim of collateral damage? Referees probably suffer from the same authority complex that most cops do, but I'll be damned if they don't show the same level of resilience in their craft. So this one is for you, on-ice officials. Drink it slow, because it's the last round you'll EVER get from me, but cheers to the few...the pompous...the disrespected...the incessant whistle blowers that couldn't possibly go fuck themselves enough.
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