Shockingly, It Appears Christmas Time Is Not The Time To Talk Christmas With Kawhi Leonard12/12/2018
To think Kawhi Leonard was the type to be overcome by the holiday spirit is to think WestWorld is based on a true story. The only emotion known to the NBA's resident robot is angst, and it ain't the type you might find waiting for a parking spot at your nearest shopping center on the afternoon of December 22st. He's more likely to have made elves obsolete by manufacturing gifts as part of a mechanical assembly line than he is to have had his heart made bigger by unwrapping a highly memorable one from under a tree, so him being more graceless than Grinch when asked about Christmas is just about the least surprising thing ever. That being said, I'm going to need that same reporter to ask that same question come March...and May...and August...just to really highlight the ridiculousness of "not right now", as if feeling happy feelings is an untimely inconvenience not meant for mid-December. I know it's just a stock response he has been programmed to use in replying to every non-basketball related inquiry, but it's still funny nonetheless...which is more than can be said for the painfully deadpan NBA superstar whose personality compares favorably to the doorknob of a cold, abandoned house on Christmas Eve...
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