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Shockingly, The New Jersey Man That Has 3 Wives Is Not A Huge Fan Of Variety 

7/27/2016

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DailyMail- When Vanessa Hussle split up with her husband and father of her children, she was understandably heartbroken and secretly hoped they'd one day get back together.

She never dreamed that she would eventually end up in a relationship with Paulie - along with his two new 'wives' Hazel, 27, and Lady, 25.

But against all odds, Paulie, Vanessa, Hazel and Lady now live together in domestic bliss in New Jersey, with the three women insisting they are the best of friends.

The 'foursome' regularly go on dinner dates and even sleep together. And the three 'wives' do everything together, from going to the gym after work, to helping to raise Paulie's three children by Vanessa and Lady.


The four lovers have all adopted the surname Hussle, and Paulie has even had t-shirts made for the women with the words 'Sister Wives' and 'Pauliegamy' emblazoned on them.

Vanessa, Hazel and Lady even have matching tattoos of Paulie's face between their breasts.



I'm not here to discuss whether or not the idea of having three wives is much better in theory than in practice. I have zero wives, and he is the 'Lord of The Wives' so I think he might just know a bit more about matrimony than myself. That's why I can't knock Paulie Hussle...even if those dreadful, mid-parted cornrows lead me to question his decision making abilities. He does, however, have some things to learn about multiplicity and who better to teach him than Wu Tang Financial...
 
​Replace 'bonds' with 'broads' and you have my main complaint with Paulie's choice of lifestyle. I mean, there's something to be said for having a type and knowing what you like, but life can get pretty bland if you don't season it with a little variety. I'm not saying that every curvaceous brunette with a caramel complexion and a tattoo of your face between their tits is a carbon copy of the next, but they probably start to become a blur in the bedroom rather quickly. The 'Lord' title is appropriate because it takes a man of royalty to put up with 3 different women with 3 distinct, yet bipolar personalities while not even getting a myriad of sexual experiences out of it. For Christ's sake man. Mix in some blonde hair and blue eyes. Maybe spice things up with a redhead.  Want to make life really interesting? Stop being so biased towards the light skinned and bring in a dark skinned black girl. I don't doubt that he loves every one of the these chicks. but it won't be long before the novelty of a contractually obligated orgy wears off and he just feels like he's seeing triple every time he gets laid. You can probably ride the honeymoon period out a bit longer with a 3rd and 4th wheel, but it will inevitably end. When it does you can bet your sweet ass that Paulie will wish he satisfied more than one fetish with his choice of life partners. 
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