Shoutout To Lamar Odom's 'D' Game Because It's The Only Thing Keeping Him And Khloe Kardashian Together
YardBarker- A report from RadarOnline.com this week claims Kardashian and Odom have still been sleeping together and that Khloe “cannot make up her mind” about her future with Lamar.
“It is no secret to Khloe’s sisters and immediate family that she and Lamar still have sex,” a source close to the Kardashians reportedly told the gossip publication. “Khloe may try to act innocent, but everyone who knows her knows that is not the case!”
Considering we heard earlier this month that Khloe is considering a restraining order against Lamar, the latest information is pretty interesting.
“One minute she hates him, and the next she loves him,” the source added. “One day she is crying about him to her family and then the next day she is talking about what great sex they still have.”
Credit where credit is due. Khloe Kardashian has a million and one reasons to break things off with
Lamar Odom and the only thing that's keeping her from cutting the cord is the PVC pipe in his pants. I can't help but wonder what it would be like to have a penis that so powerful that it could make a woman consider an addiction to drugs and hookers a solvable problem in a relationship. To have a cock so sure that it could make an attractive female celebrity rip up a restraining order upon penetration. They say that one man can't have it all, but Lamar Odom's manhood is putting that myth to bed satisfied. The ability to resolve an impending divorce? The memorability to leave any and all character flaws forgotten? The girth to make a near fatal relapse in a whore house seem like an increasingly small issue? That Dickey is so accomplished it makes R.A. look like a Single A slinger.
Lamar Odom must have the meanest pole game West of the Mississippi River, because he keeps catching the same damn sport fish on the same damn line with the same damn bait. Dude's carrying a tool so efficient that it can cause all the perceived evils of it's owner to become a distant memory with one simple injection. He' s basically packing the genital equivalent of the neuralyzer from 'Men In Black' in his drawers and the only thing that can keep him from a lifetime of health and happiness is a coke binge that causes him a temporary bout with erectile disfunction. He may have regressed into a complete waste of a human being after basketball, but you best not consider any stroke a mulligan when Lamar Odom's 'D' game is running it's course.