Never mind what Brown can do for you, which is presumably get you your packages in a timely manner. I think it's nearly as important to know what Brown can't do for you, which is apparently provide any sort of complimentary scoring touch off the bench in a 35-and-over league. All jokes aside, this might be the most relatable video I've seen in awhile. From being unable to walk by an idle basketball without getting up some rusty reps on something as eternally enticing as an unused basket to treating said ball like it bounced into a snake pit as soon as it rolled haplessly in the opposite direction. That UPS driver is basically every amateur athlete turned washed up adult. The ball being deflated certainly didn't help matters, but the quickness with which he went from excited to indifferent is hysterically familiar. Shooters keep shooting, but for the rest of us? Everything we need to know is in the first 3-5 jumpers. I'd imagine that's especially the case when your "shot clock" is being monitored by an employer that prioritizes promptness and likely doesn't understand that checking it up with reality and laying a couple bricks is a pretty fair convenience charge for making a punctual delivery to a house with hoop.
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