Stephen A. Smith Has Picked The Winner Of The NBA Finals Wrong The Last SIX Years

You've simply got to hand it to him. Picking the winner of the NBA finals wrong six years in a row is actually more impressive than correctly picking the winner of the NBA finals six years in a row. He's not even the designated Devil's Advocate on his own television panel and he's intentionally picked the incorrect side to argue on behalf of more than a handful of times consecutively. I know I only got a 'C' in Statistics 101, but it seems downright unfathomable that anyone - never mind a self proclaimed basketball expert - could be so automatic in fucking up a coin flip. Especially since it means he's picked against the best player in the sport the 3 times he's won, and picked for him the 3 times he lost. At this point LeBron would be better off incorporating the money he should be paying Stephen A. Smith under the table to bet against him into his annual budget.

Ironic that it's the person who speaks in such a brash, obnoxious tone that it makes you question whether or not having all 5 senses is worth it is the one that would be better off choosing his NBA Champion out of hat while blindfolded. I guess it is true...what you are speaks louder than what you say. Stephen A. might want to trade in a few decibels for an accurate prediction, because what he is is wrong as fuck - no matter what unconscionable volume he says it at.