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The Braves Accidentally Played 'Rock You Like A Hurricane' During Their Series Against The Miami Marlins

9/8/2017

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Braves just played "Like A Hurricane" between innings over the stadium PA. Not cool, Braves. Not cool.

— clarkspencer (@clarkspencer) September 8, 2017

Poor taste award tonight goes to the @braves. At the game against Miami and they're playing rock you like a hurricane between innings #irma

— Blotto VonDrinkmore (@BlottoVonDrinkm) September 8, 2017

Here at the Braves game, where they decided it would be cool to play "Rock You Like a Hurricane" inbetween innings while playing the Marlins

— Davis Tangeman (@albinoalbies) September 8, 2017

Imagine hearing the song 'Rock You Like A Hurricane' at a baseball game and automatically believing that some sadistic, second rate "DJ" was tucked away in the annals of the stadium maniacally laughing while making light of the natural disaster that is barreling towards the home town of the visiting team. Like, you really got to be desperately looking for controversy to assume that some dude making minimum wage to press a button is creating inappropriate, opponent-specific playlists.

Could it be that a popular oldie just happened to be up next in the rotation that almost definitely doesn't get filtered pregame, since - ya know - what are the odds that a catchy, common tune is going to remind the Marlins that if the Braves don't crush them then a tropical cyclone of epic proportions just might? 

Nope, absolutely not. Definitely some behind-the-scenes dickhead with a twisted sense of humor and too much time on his hands. Only possible way an awkward, untimely reference could be made by way of a universally overused pump-up song. In fact, I bet 'The Scorpions' were the only 80's rock group to use a super over-over-top metaphor to describe careless, casual sex. Since that's more than likely the case, there's simply no way the Braves' half-asleep music technician could have ended up on the ass end of such unfortunate irony without being a tone deaf jerk. It's a shame his employer is too much of a coward to admit that...

Braves official apologized, said "Rock You Like A Hurricane" is on home playlist, should have been pulled. Won't be played again this series

— clarkspencer (@clarkspencer) September 8, 2017
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