I got to be honest, I feel a little less insecure knowing that 'Greek Freak' isn't just an absolutely awesome nickname, but an accurate way of describing an athlete who is not of this world. Thinking that I shared a species with someone that can double clutch dunk from the foul line while my hands are barely scraping the bottom of the net was a little depressing, so - in a way - it's quite the relief that he's actually superhuman. I may not have majored in anatomy, but I don't need to see any DNA tests or check the results of his physical to know that those aren't human fingers. I don't care how genetically gifted someone is, their conception would have had to taken place during a pornographic installment of the movie 'Independence Day' to produce digits that were longer than their palm. Don't tell me I'm looking at someone that was the result of the normal insemination process when he legitimately looks like he has an extra set of joints in his fingers. Giannis Antetokounmpo might be a homo-superior, but he damn sure isn't a homo-sapien. That's fine by me because he's entertaining as all hell, but the only MVP award in his future stands for 'Most Valuable Paranormal'. Kind of weird to know that "they" officially walk amongst us, but at least we finally have a psuedo-scinetific explanation for plays like this one...
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