The Iowa Teacher Who Was Fired For Having Sex With A Student Claims She Was Seduced By His Use Of Vocabulary
NYPost- An Iowa teacher-turned-stripper claims she’s the real victim of an illicit tryst she had with a teen student because he “duped” her by using “elevated vocabulary.”
“Many people see him as the victim and me as the perpetrator,” disgraced educator Mary Beth Haglin told the “Dr. Phil” show earlier this week.
“From a psychological standpoint and from every other standpoint, I feel like I am the victim.”
Haglin, 24, who now works as a stripper named “Bambi,” said the 17-year-old boy wooed her with romantic notes and texts, making him irresistible.
“He did so with such intelligence and such an elevated vocabulary that I was completely duped by the whole facade,” claimed Haglin, who worked as a substitute teacher in the Cedar Rapids Community School District in 2015.
I was almost proud of this chick. Almost thought she had somehow spun her sexcapades with a teenager into some diabolical praise of her own teaching ability. After all, how could you fire a girl that was so good at teaching English that one of her students was able to use what he learned from her against her? If that were the case then it would be tough for Cedar Rapids to say they really valued education above all else since that would mean they clearly had it placed behind maintaining school grounds free of promiscuous sex. Last time I checked a school's primary job wasn't to cock block it's students, but produce intelligent individuals that were prepared for the rigors of higher learning. Trust me when I say this, no one was more ready for college than the kid that was already talking his way into the panties of mentally unstable 24 year olds with "fuck me" eyes. For a second I thought she was going to proclaim that she was largely responsible for his "elevated vocabulary" that was apparently - for the first ever - extremely useful during sexting.
Unfortunately, she can't. Not because it isn't a spin so hellishly brilliant that it would make Dwight Freeney blush, but because this broad was nothing more than a substitute and substitutes don't teach anyone anything. I guess it was bound to happen. If she couldn't even wait until she was full time to get texted into the sack by a high schooler than she was probably off to the pole sooner rather than later. Still, would have at least been interesting to watch her try to make the case that her sluttiness was a byproduct of her extraordinary ability to instruct students on the intricacies of the English language. Too bad the only time she spent with students was when she turned out the lights and played a video as she diddled herself under the desk while biting her lip and staring at the "lingual prodigy" sitting in the front row.