The Kids That Got Hawked Down After Stalking Joe Budden Had An All Too Relatable Humbling Experience
I feel plenty comfortable saying this because I was once one myself, but there is nothing worse than middle class white kids from the suburbs who haven't found a way to get their hands on drugs or alcohol yet. Props to Joe Budden for following through on chasing a bunch of high schoolers away from his house because most of us would have just done that thing where we run super hard for 20 feet and then start screaming and finger wagging out of laziness, but that's not even the best part of this video.
The best, and most relatable, part of this video is when these kids go from "Follow me on Twitter!" to "Sir, it wasn't me! Sir! Sir! Sir!" with one smack to the window from a professional rapper armed with rocks. We've all been there. Well, everyone of us that grew up bored in a decent part of town and felt like there's nothing we couldn't get away with. For me it was bashing a golf ball with an aluminum bat through my neighbor's siding and having to own up to it, but for these lunatics it was staking out the house of a grown man and having to feverishly apologize when said grown man had enough and took matters into his own hands. Every last one of us entitled assholes had a moment in our childhood in which we realized we weren't nearly as tough as we thought, and these kids going from fearless to scared shitless in a heartbeat was a perfect example of that. Oh well, I guess being an impassioned enough Drake fan to track down the guy that dissed him in a couple songs is a better way to spend your free time than picking up a heroine addiction...which has seemingly been the go-to hobby for well off teens in the NorthEast. We've come a long way from 'Ding, Dong, Ditch' and pool hopping, but you've got to get your high somehow, and seeing this image in your rearview will definitely that for ya...