Contrary to his "I've been stuck in the same damn cubical for the last four decades"-like demeanor, I actually couldn't be more certain that Winston Moss loves his job as linebacker coach for a prestigious organization like the Green Bay Packers. That might sound stupid seeing as he went out of his to suppress anything that could even accidentally be mistaken for a smile, but he'd have to be content with his current position to completely sabotage his own upward mobility. Somewhere between the time he interviewed to become the head coach of the Detroit Lions and now, Winston Moss must have decided that a promotion is not his priority, seeing as he'd make Bill Belichick look like an open book by comparison if he weren't four floors away from being placed on the same shelf. Trust me, I'm not usually one to hop on board the "journalists have a job to do too!" train, but it was just simply inefficient not to kill two birds with one stone by throwing them a bone when the one he had stuck up his ass was so readily available. We're talking about a mini-camp here. It's sunny, the stakes are low, and the only real news is a failure to appear at all open to giving any whatsoever. For that reason I'm stuck siding with the meddlesome media, as the least I can offer a reporter who turned into a nagging girlfriend out of neglect is some combination of sympathy and pity. Somehow, that's exponentially more than Winston Moss gave him by answering easy questions with nothing more than irritability. Oh well, at least we can be certain that the questions from those with which he chose to a dick for no apparent reason won't stand to get anymore difficult when he actually has his job performance to answer to...
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