The Saints Are Exponentially More Fun To Follow When Their SuperFan Jarrius Robertson Is Around

“@Jarrius: i ask the questions u want to hear @saints fans .... □□□@drewbrees pic.twitter.com/V1vweDPC0g” Jarrius asking tough questions 2day!

— Drew Brees (@drewbrees) October 20, 2016

#Saints media guru @jarrius just joined us to make sure we're all doing our jobs properly. pic.twitter.com/5koCee8PrU

— Lyons Yellin WWL-TV (@LyonsYellin) October 19, 2016

My man @Jarrius is having quite a week here keeping us @saints media in line. pic.twitter.com/nNpw52l2KL

— Lyons Yellin WWL-TV (@LyonsYellin) October 19, 2016

#Saints media mastermind @Jarrius on @WWLAMFM talking with @KristianGaric @ScootWWL "Scoot over Scoot, it's my time to shine!" □ pic.twitter.com/6td1r7U4tG

— Lyons Yellin WWL-TV (@LyonsYellin) October 19, 2016

film study...

□ □ @Chiefs □□ pic.twitter.com/6HNS9Jl3fo

— Jarrius Robertson (@Jarrius) October 21, 2016

When 4 pm hits on Friday... @Jarrius #Saints pic.twitter.com/xPbWPlAdLF

— New Orleans Saints (@Saints) October 21, 2016

one of the COOLEST moments of the weekend - video shout out from THE @CarliLloyd!!! :) ⚽ ⚽ □ □ pic.twitter.com/JyCY7NpZaU

— Jarrius Robertson (@Jarrius) October 24, 2016

running @thomasmorstead's celebrity server event □□□@desivega15 gonna hire me to run the show soon □□□ pic.twitter.com/mQ3IntGrJW

— Jarrius Robertson (@Jarrius) October 25, 2016

Click the link to see more highlights of Jarrius' week/weekend with the Saints (because the NFL doesn't want their product to be widely seen unless it's hardly watchable, nationally broadcasted football). Trust me, it's worth it.


Is it weird that I find it significantly less exciting to follow the Saints now that a 14 year old kid is no longer "covering" their day-to-day operations? I feel like that's definitely a weird thing to say, but it couldn't be more true. I would rather listen to Sean Payton rattle off Jarrius Robertson's list of contract demands then listen to him reference the ever growing injury report. I would rather listen to him answer overly vague, childish questions from an actual child who is genuinely interested in the answers than grown men in suits asking questions of the same difficulty that just want to spin  the answers into a story. Are we sure we have to send him back to school? Speaking as someone who completed every step of my education, I feel like it's slightly overrated - especially for a kid who couldn't possibly enhance his people skills. 

I'm pretty sure Jarrius has done a better job getting people to stay up-to-date with Saints social media accounts than the person whose job it is to run the Saints social media accounts. Don't think I have ever been as invested in the team Monday-Friday as I was when I had a daily video or six that would undoubtedly put a smile on my face to look forward to. I am even more lenient with my criticisms of the team's performance after Little JJ spends the week bullshitting with them. With their effort on Sunday, that's some pretty invaluable damage control.  Oh well, back to the reality of 2-4 and the nauseating repetitive chatter about this team's fatal flaws I guess. Considering the presence of Steve Gleason and the fan support of Jarrius Robertson, one thing this team definitely isn't lacking is unbelievably engaging sources of inspiration. 

Now follow @Jarrius, donate to the cause, remember that it takes lives to save lives, and get your t-shirts. I know I got mine on the way...

Get your 'DON'T DANCE IN MY ENDZONE ' Tees now online at https://t.co/LzQ4qp8J0P! @Jarrius #ittakeslivestosavelives pic.twitter.com/azmdMkviB9

— WE are DAT (@WEareDATLLC) October 20, 2016