Look, I'm not exactly sure if 'Dancing With The Stars' is looking to expand it's target audience, but if they want to get people like me tuning in then they need more of this. Fuck the two-steps and tangos, give me ultra-serious activists hopping on stage and embarrassing celebrities by reminding those in attendance of their biggest character flaw. Seriously, you want entertainment? I can't think of anything more entertaining than two Spanish guys walking on the stage during the live taping of a show with shirts featuring a 'No Smoking' symbol through the name of one of the participants and matter of factly declaring that person a liar. So true. So simple. So effective.
Say what you want about the priorities of these weirdos that tuck their t-shirts into their khakis and choose to spend their time stalking dim-witted American swimmers that lied about their drunken excursions overseas to make themselves look "cooler". At least they just made this crappy show that panders to the brainless "reality" consumer something that I could get into. Promise me the "surprise" of random people popping up out of nowhere to disparage celebrities for their pasts, and I could actually force myself to sit through the waltzes and foxtrots. Let's stop pretending it's some travesty that someone confused Ryan Lochte on television, because a confused Ryan Lochte is the type of Ryan Lochte that gets RATINGS...