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This Goalie Used His Innovative Powers For Evil In Snapping The Stick Of An Opponent Who Was Involved In A Scuffle

2/27/2019

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All time scumbag move from the goalie here

A post shared by Spittin' Chiclets (@spittinchiclets) on Feb 27, 2019 at 6:53am PST


Being all-too-familiar with the frustration of having a wildly overpriced stick broken in just about any form or fashion, I really hate to do this, but I have to give credit where credit is due. He's undoubtedly being docked a couple letter grades for being a douchebag, but that goaltender earned his points for creativity. Intentionally breaking someone else's stick is psychotic behavior, but - seeing as you have to be a bit of a psycho to play the position of puck stopper - the source must be considered. For what it's worth, which is no excuses whatsoever, that particular source sure found a way to surprise me in using the repurposed tools at his disposal to MacGyver that stick into multiple pieces.

Now, I don't know that leveraging his net against his post to cause property damage is what you'd consider a trick of the trade, but there was a bit of genius to his evil. The moment of "did he just..." that froze his foe long enough for him to dodge a well-deserved ass-kicking of epic proportions tells you all you need to know about the ingenuity that he put into being an asshole. After all, brakes are one thing you typically don't see used on the tracks of someone who just saw their $200 dollar investment snapped like twig.
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