In theory, the fact that a woman drove a golf cart straight into a body of water after being told she doesn't have the literal or figurative motor skills to drive said golf cart marks a pretty triumphant win of a marital argument for the man in her life. However, since it should have - in practice - resulted in the husband being blamed in some form or fashion, I treat this as much more of a choke job by the wife than anything else. Now granted, it's still a victory, but not one that I deem deserving of it's own landmark. As far as I am concerned, this is like the Sacramento Kings beating the Golden State Warriors....when the Golden State Warriors have decided to sit all their starters. This woman left the biggest weapon at her disposal - the universally accepted fallibility of femininity - sitting on the bench during the proverbial 4th quarter of the debate. You can say that this was some small, Neil Armstrong-esque step for man, but it would take a gigantic leap of faith from mankind to believe that no woman could have spun the sinking of that golf cart on it's overly critical backseat driver. After all, the fairer sex doesn't lose arguments to those that are bound by the constraints of fair reasoning. They simply concede them to logic. If anything, this memorial should have been marked with a white flag, because it denotes the rarest of inter-gender forfeits. h/t 9News
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