Boom boom I wanna go A D Pi,
Boom boom, and baby that ain’t no lie, Boom boom I wanna go A D Pi Don’t you? Boom boom, I wanna wear white and blue Boom boom, and wear that diamond too Boom boom, I wanna go A D Pi Don’t you? Boom boom, I wanna go A D Pi Boom boom That’s Alpha Delta Pi Boom boom, I wanna go A D Pi Don’t you? Holy shit, it didn't take more than three words before I hated these broads. That may have to do with the fact that I have never been pro-joining a group that completely emasculates you before you're allowed to be friends with them. However, the second that chick said her name was 'Maddie' (of course it's Maddie) in her "I was born with a smoker's lung" voice I was already prepping to put my head through the wall, and the synchronized intro before peeling open the doors certainly didn't help either. As if that wasn't bad enough, my nightmare truly came to reality when I was virally greeted by rows upon rows of smiling girls clapping and singing in unison. If that's not a visual into the deepest, darkest depths of hell than I don't know what is. That said, a funny thing happened shortly thereafter.... I actually found myself nodding along to a song that made me want to put a bullet through my MacBook only seconds earlier. You can say what you want about these girls (and you'd probably be right), but don't say that anthem isn't catchy. The lyrics might be elementary at best. The people chanting them are likely the most despicably entitled twats not on reality television, but - my god - do they know how to draw empty headed idiots in with an addictive melody. After approximately the 5th "BOOM, BOOM" I was already treating it like it was the most built up of beat drops, and I readily admit I kinda wanted to be apart of it. Now, I'm pretty the fact they can grab the attention of people that inherently despise them with nothing more than a pointless little ditty is a surefire sign that sororities are basically just thinly veiled cults that you should stay away from at all costs, but I'll be damned if I can't see why friendless freshman girls with zero self worth and an incessant desire to be liked don't. h/t Metro
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