Today In 'Kids Do The Darnedest Things': A Boxer's Son Punched Another Boxer In The Junk During The Weigh-In
Now we're talking! About time these loosely premeditated promos packed a little something more than the empty threat of some violence. For years I have been hopelessly waiting on the edge of my seat for an unofficiated fight to break out during a weigh-in, and I didn't even realize that what I really should have been crossing my fingers for was a direct jab to the dick of one of the participants. That unannounced cup check was the most entertaining clip I have seen of two professional combatants doing nothing more than stepping on a scale with a scowl on their face, and I owe it all to the kid whose height has blessed him with a penchant for punching penises.
And really, this is the best possible argument against birth control. Sure, children are a life changing inconvenience and a bank account draining expense, but they provide one priceless asset that often gets overlooked. That is an abusable innocence that can sabotaged in order to get them to do or say inappropriate shit on your behalf without having to worthy about being held accountable. Of course, I doubt Billy Joe Saunders gave his kid strict instructions to deliver a low blow beneath the bowels of his competition. However, you can bet your sweet ass that evil little asshole learned that move by play-fighting with daddy before dinner, so daddy undoubtedly had to hold back some hysterics after watching the most frowned upon type of "ball playing" finally get done outside of his own house.