United Airlines Is Causing Chandler Parsons To Miss His Friend's Wedding, And I Feel Less Than Zero Sympathy For Him
No offense to Chandler Parsons, but I think I felt a little bit worse for the Asian dude that got dragged off his flight mildly conscious with his baby-esque bump exposed then I do for a professional athlete who is apparently too cheap to splurge on a private jet to make sure he gets to his buddy's big day on time. I guess I should respect a public figure for not feeling entitled and living like a commoner, but when that shit backfires completely you have no one but yourself to blame.
Chandler Parsons is getting paid NINETY-FOUR MILLION DOLLARS (which he's yet to deserve more than $72 of) by the Memphis Grizzlies, and he's booking flights with United Airlines?!? The very same United Airlines that has proven that they give so little fucks about travel plans that they will bloody medical professionals that have important appointments in the morning? This isn't on them. They have made their lack of consideration blatantly clear. This is on Chandler Parsons for putting his matrimonial attendance at risk with a frugal decision. I think it's fair to ask whether or not he even deserved an invite to his friend's nuptials if all he did to guarantee his arrival was sort Priceline for the cheapest ticket like your average schmuck. If you truly want to be somewhere then you do everything in your power to make it happen. Considering Chandler Parsons made over 22 million dollars icing his knee this year, he could have done a hell of a lot more than act like a sourpuss on SnapChat when thee most predictable inconvenience of all time went against him.