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Vlad Guerrero Jr. Made All Big Men Proud In Throwing Out a Runner With His Ass Placed Firmly in the Infield

5/23/2019

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No style points awarded to Vladimir Guerrero Jr. here, however, that's one helluva throw. #RedSox pic.twitter.com/WNHyTsH332

— Red Sox on CLNS (@RedSoxCLNS) May 23, 2019

You know, there's just something so beautiful about a 250 pound third baseman doing his best work in the field while plopped comfortably on it. I don't say that as a fat joke, as the lumber-endangering legacy that is Vlad Guerrero Jr. averages more talent and athleticism per pound than has been blossomed throughout my entire family tree. Rather, I say it as a description of a play that probably could have been made from his feet if he cared enough to stay on them. 

Of course, gunning a guy out at first while making the most impactful of impressions in the dirt is also a credit to his freakish physical abilities. Still, not passing up a single chance to take a load off while doing so is the type of dedication to the thicc life that will have bootylicious big boys everywhere proudly sinking their cheeks into their seat and looking up to the throne on which Vlad Guerrero Jr. would prefer to be sitting in between uproarious at-bats...

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— Sports ON Tap (@SONTHighlights) May 19, 2019
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