Watch Michael Beasley Debate The Brain Percentage Required To Determine What Percentage Of Your Brain You Use
Uhhhh, I'm gonna leave this one to Ari Gold...
Honestly, this is an extremely weird topic for the journeyman bust to broach when he's fresh off the heels of calling Stephen A. Smith a liar for making him the subject of one his patented "weeeeed-uh" rants...
"He's a liar, bro," Beasley said. "I love the words he uses, I love how adamant he is, especially when he's wrong because if you're not going to stand for yourself, who is going to stand for you? Cool. But it's like literally, I've sat next to guys he was on the TV talking about, and (Smith's) saying, 'Man, I just got off the phone with this guy.' And literally, I'm next to that guy he's talking about, and he says, 'Man, I've never even been in a room with Stephen A.' Why does what you say have credibility when literally everybody knows you're lying about it?"
I don't mean to say that Michael Beasley would have to have just smoked to get into a full fledged argument about the percentage of the brain required to discuss brain percentages, but Mary Jane's damage would definitely already had to have been done. Like, if he truly is off the green and this wasn't some faded realization then that 10% of his brain that he uses is perma-fried. I guess - going by his hallucinogenic logic - he would need to have 11% of his brain available to him to become self aware that he's forever stoned, but he's not making a great case that he isn't by speaking whatever otherworldly shit is on 10% of the mind of a man that chose to go on TV with a watch on three of his four limbs.