The aftermath:
What caused it:
— Paul Smith (@Mrmiffee) January 25, 2018 3) Gilmore, Not so happy. Only in a sport that takes itself far too seriously could something like this happen, and by that I don't mean that other athletes don't react immaturely to bad news or mistreat the poor schlubs tasked with carrying their shit and catering to the fragile psyche of a frustrated competitor. On the contrary, I do mean that only on golf's professional circuit could the meaning of the word "fuck" be misinterpreted. I want to say that this self-important tour official should be ashamed of himself for not using common sense to decode the obvious context of the word used most liberally by literally every person who has even causally hit the links. Unfortunately, I think he's just a product of his own repressed environment. This caddy had to get pegged in the face with a head cover on national television solely because golf's overly strict regulations don't allow for the un-bunching of panties or for expletives to be treated as answers. Meanwhile, out here in reality, a strongly annunciated obscenity is as decisive a response as "yes" or "no". I mean, if Rhein Gibson been asked for a clarification it likely would have been something along the lines of "what the hell do you think?", and considering my newfound familiarity with his temperament, it damn well might have been accompanied by a green-side spanking. Even in the most proper of workplace, "fuck" should be as emphatic a conversation ender as you will possibly encounter, but the point is that a piece of private property that's been perfectly landscaped for the smacking around of a ball shouldn't be considered the most proper of workplace. So, for fuck's sake, maybe it's time to loosen the reigns on the sport that thinks it's too formal for the type of language that an untimely slice most often elicits. If not in the interest of making it more relatable then in the interest of every glorified bell hop whose worst case scenario is becoming noticeable to the casual observer...
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