The Smoking Gun- A Florida woman is facing a felony animal abuse charge for allegedly killing her boyfriend’s goldfish by pouring bleach into their tank, according to court records.
As detailed in a police report, Garcia (seen at right) destroyed a flat screen TV, other electronic devices, and furniture in the home, which reeked of bleach when her boyfriend’s son discovered the wreckage.
In addition to causing $1500 in property damage, Garcia also allegedly poured bleach into her boyfriend’s fish tank, killing five goldfish. Johnson’s son told deputies that Garcia was free on bond in another criminal case and that his father allowed her to live with them for a couple of days.
Deputies who subsequently apprehended Garcia near the crime scene reported that she was “visibly intoxicated” and “had the presence of bleach all over her clothing.”
I got to give it to this girl. From the looks of the chick she strikes me as far more likely to accidentally drink bleach without knowing the consequences than being creative enough to pour it into her boyfriend's fish tank. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Flat screen trashed, check. Furniture turned upside down, check. Reeks of bleach, uhhh, check? I'm not sure that's a prototypical aspect of a domestic incident, but I can tell you this, if a woman reeks of bleach she is up to no good. She's either incapable of doing laundry or she's burning Nemo and family from the inside out. Both equally as disconcerting.
Lock this broad up. You don't just start with fish genocide and stop there. Not too far of a jump to rat poison in the iced tea. Better hope this woman never gets her hands on some anthrax or it's game over. Not only is this woman a killer, and a innovative killer at that, but she's got the mind of a murderer. I bet Robert Durst started off with battery acid in the fish tank. No doubt in my mind. In the grand scheme of things is killing a few goldfish that bad? Not really. The fact that the goldfish even came to mind is the worrisome part. No sofa unturned and no gill uncontaminated. Let those fish be a cautionary tale. Let's put the kibosh on this woman before her psychopathic tendencies leave her boyfriend dead from an evolving propensity for biological warfare.
P.S. No good reason for a grown ass man to have 5 goldfish, but that's neither here nor there.