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Yeah, I Bet Jimmy G. Considers His Widely Publicized Date With An Adult Film Star To Be "A Good Learning Experience"

7/26/2018

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Jimmy Garoppolo Takes Huge Porn Star Kiara Mia On Bev Hills Date https://t.co/Be4mFlPo7f

— TMZ (@TMZ) July 19, 2018
TheBigLead- He was asked to answer for his night out upon arriving at training camp Wednesday. Garoppolo spun the resulting silly season into a positive, a chance for personal growth.

“Life is different now,” he said. “My life off the field, I’ve never really been big on being very public with things. Even social media, I’m not out there a ton. My life’s looked at differently. I’m under a microscope.

“Like Kyle [Shanahan] said, it is a good learning experience. Just have to take it in stride. It is what it is.”

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Take that overly repressed NFL fans that prefer their quarterbacks to look like they came straight from the shoot of a Levi's commercial, but have the social life of a shut-in and the urge to keep both their heads in nothing other than their playbook! You thought Jimmy Garoppolo was misplaying his celebrity by gallivanting around town (and tonsil) with a pornstar, but the truth is that he was just undergoing a learning experience, and from an elder no less! In the court of perverted opinion, the jury is still as to whether or not the lesson was taught by someone who dressed the part of an unhappily married and sexually frustrated professor, but it's safe to say it's one that would have left the vast majority of us quite a bit wiser. 

​That's why I'm going to need those people who could benefit most from a 41 year old sex professional's master class to stop bitching and moaning about the enrollment of a 26 year stud who was clearly trying to better himself. As if the schooling is supposed to stop when you become a household name at the preeminent position for a prominent franchise in the most popular professional sport in the country, HA! Knowledge is power, so let's stop judging the expert sources from which the 49ers' provocative young passer gets his brain...

Congrats on the BJ Jimmy G pic.twitter.com/x8lUTXIAMx

— Ria (@BarstoolRia) July 19, 2018
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