You Know Who It's Hard Out Here For? Gorgeous, Fucking, Gown Wearing 8 Foot Models In Hollywood

Uproxx-  Charlize Theron can do a little bit of everything. She can appear in one of the best TV comedies of the 2000s (Arrested Development), and arguably the best action movie of the 2010s (Mad Max: Fury Road). She can have superpowers in Hancock, and play a queen in Snow White and the Huntsman. 
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Theron, a gorgeous, f*cking, gown-wearing 8-foot model, told British GQ that “jobs with real gravitas go to people that are physically right for them and that’s the end of the story. How many roles are out there for the gorgeous, f*cking, gown-wearing 8-foot model? When meaty roles come through, I’ve been in the room and pretty people get turned away first.”

Later on in the profile, Theron spoke out about unfortunate beauty standards for actresses in Hollywood. “We live in a society where women wilt and men age like fine wine,” she said. “And, for a long time, women accepted it. We were waiting for society to change, but now we’re taking leadership.” Women are taking leadership, and using men to steady their sniper rifles.




You know, she's exactly right. Sometimes those of us that are of average height and mediocre looks just don't realize how good we have it. All we have to do is get noticed by studio executives and we could have literally any role we wanted. It's not like they would rather put some gorgeous 8 foot model on screen. Not when Hollywood is so overly concerned with making sure they only cast people who look true to reality. It's such a shame that the only gig Charlize Theron got last year was as the female lead in some bullshit action movie with absolutely no plot that only won six Academy Awards and was begrudgingly nominated for four others. She's capable of so much more with all of her self proclaimed attributes.

Everyone out there is concerned with fat shaming in society, but they are just going to ignore the tall shaming and pretty shaming that is taking place in the movie industry? I can't believe I didn't see it before, but life's just not fair when you're gorgeous. The average actors and actresses are the truly blessed. That's why people like Ryan Reynolds and Nicole Kidman can barely afford to put food on the table. All their job opportunities are being stolen by a bunch of meaty, untalented trolls. Did you know that at 40 years old Charlize Theron is only worth $110 million? Does that seem right to you? How the hell is she going to feed the kids that she doesn't have when she's living 7 figure paycheck to 7 figure paycheck? Someone start up the GoFundMe. We need to remind Hollywood who is really deserving of more roles, and that's the poor, compromised beautiful people of Los Angeles, California.