News10- A Baltimore man is no longer an Anne Arundel County police officer after he was charged for public intoxication and accused of biting another man’s testicles during a fight outside a bar while he was off-duty on Cinco de Mayo.
County police spokesman Lt. Ryan Frashure tells The Capital of Annapolis (http://bit.ly/1QDnjZ6 ) 31-year-old Cpl. Michael Flaig is no longer employed by the department as of Sept. 23, but he wouldn’t elaborate on why he left.
Flaig was involved in a fight in May after the victim accused Flaig of groping his female roommate.
After the incident, police told local news outlets that during the fight, the victim straddled Flaig to keep him from getting away and Flaig bit his testicles.
Well, there you have it folks. All you people out there clamoring that cops can literally get away with murder? You're right, they can, but don't you dare say they can get away with teething on another man's testicle. It might be the smallest of victories, but it is nice to know that my balls are safe from an officer's jaw. By definition that means they don't get away with "everything". There is a line they can't cross and apparently that line is a citizen's waistband. I guess this just means that if you are unjustly being harassed by the police you have to do your damnedest to get them to put their face against your genitalia? That's the only way to ensure that you will be viewed as the victim.
I can't fully criticize this officer either. You never know unless you try. I mean, generally that phrase is used to get 6 year olds to eat their broccoli, but I don't see why that logic can't be used here too. I bet you can't point out in the handbook where it says that cops can't bite balls. At the very most it's just an implication. I think we, as a society, need to realize that things can't go unsaid anymore. Too many stupid people exist in every profession to think that common sense is actually common. There's a reason this guy looks so concerned and confused and it's not because he lost his job or because he may go to prison. It's because he doesn't understand why. Poor guy thought he memorized the entire manual and now he's getting laid off for something he didn't know he wasn't allowed to do. I don't blame the department for firing him, but I also don't blame fucking Johnny Bravo for being a meathead that doesn't understand how then world works.
P.S. Pretty interesting sequence to go from groping an unsuspecting female to biting an unsuspecting scrotum. He's not the most subtle of (now former) police officers. Way too into surprise tactics.