A Drunk Dude Hid In A Woman's Ceiling After Breaking Into Her House And Sexually Assaulting Her
DailyMail- An alleged rapist went to extreme lengths to avoid being arrested - by hiding in the ceiling of an apartment.
Officers arrived at a flat in Thailand after neighbours heard two Vietnamese women calling for help when one was assaulted by the man.
According to police, suspect Seksan Parinyaseri, 21, had knocked on the women's door and forced his way inside when one stepped outside to speak on her mobile phone around at 3am on Friday morning.
He then alleged to have locked the door from inside and assaulted the second woman.
When she called for help, Parinyaseri - fearing capture but unable to unlock the door - climbed inside the ceiling through one of the loose panels.
What a classic drunk story. Obviously it's not funny that multiple women were sexually assaulted, but if you can't push that out of your head to get a laugh at this absurdly inebriated rapist's escape route than I don't want to know you. If it makes it at all easier for you to find this humorous then just pretend that he was running away from his friend after putting his balls on his forehead while he was sleeping or some shit. Do whatever you need to do to truly appreciate this moron's mind state, because we have all been there before. I mean, if locking yourself in a room and being unable to unlock yourself out of said room isn't an incredibly relatable drunk move then completely giving up and looking for the nearest conspicuous place to "hide"/lay down absolute is. There's just no way this dude wasn't completely passed the fuck out when he started getting poked and prodded with sticks from below. I already know the "shit, I'm still fucking here" look that was ever present on his face as he was startled into consciousness by half a dozen cops who were undoubtedly shaking their head at his stupidity. People will call this guy an idiot for crawling into the ceiling AT the scene of HIS crime, and they absolutely should. I just hope they acknowledge that if they had drank as much as he did then they would have thought it was just as good of an idea*.
*the ceiling part, not the assault part
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