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A Girl Admitted To Cheating On Her Boyfriend With Tyler Johnson On 'Jimmy Kimmel Live'

10/6/2015

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Listen, usually I don't believe the nonsense that gets said on camera when Jimmy Kimmel's correspondents take to the streets. I don't doubt that there are people out there that think the things that some of people they find say, but I just think the odds of them finding all the people that are THAT stupid AND willing to get interviewed is highly unlikely. 

This one, however, this one strikes me as different. Mostly, because it's not funny. Usually Kimmel goes to extravagant measures to get a laugh, not get a collective gasp from the crowd. I'll say this, if this story was fabricated they found a hell of an actor for the job. This woman has the look and sound of the type of person that would cheat on her boyfriend with a famous athlete, then tell the entire world about it the first chance she got. You couldn't cast a more accurate portrayal of the type of person that would say "I can't tell you who it was, but I'll give you 35 different clues and stand here until you put them all together". She reeks of the type of person that thinks that getting away with fucking an athlete that will undoubtedly never contact her again is an "impressive feat". The blonde hair, the brainless grin, the gossipy tone? Matches everything you would expect out of someone that doesn't realize that admitting to being a cheater in your past relationship could most definitely affect your current relationship. So, I don't know. It's hard to believe that people this fucking retarded exist, but in my heart I know that they do. Unless Jimmy Kimmel has switched the theme of his show from comedy to drama then I believe this broad that admitted to cheating on her boyfriend to a national audience. Partly because I want to believe her, but mostly because if her acting was truly this good then she would have starred in a remake of 'Clueless' by now.

“I have no idea who she is or why what was said was said. People can talk but (that) doesn’t mean it’s true.’’ - Johnson #tblightning

— Erik Erlendsson (@erlendssonTBO) October 6, 2015
Good work by Tyler Johnson to deny, deny, deny. Women with big mouthes and the noticeable makings of a future double chin don't deserve to sleep with 70+ point players. She might be a 7 on my scale, but that's like a Tyler Johnson 4 if I had to guess. If this was all just a hoax than Jimmy Kimmel owes Tyler Johnson reparations for the irreparable damage he has done to his reputation, because this guy can do better than that girl...
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