A Kid Put Media Deadlines At Risk By Asking South Carolina Coach Frank Martin A Question During His Postgame Presser

SI for KIds reporter is cute and all, but not a fan of an off-topic question at 1 am when beat writers are trying to pull gamers together.

— David Caraviello (@dcaraviello) March 25, 2017

Oh, the horror! Journalistic integrity completely compromised by a snot nosed little brat that ignored the ever-ticking clocks of true media members in asking a uselessly original, thought provoking question! How will David Caraviello every get his think piece (cough::of shit::cough) submitted on time after having to endure a Q&A that was more intriguing than any that he, himself, has ever been responsible for? Talk about a time crunch! That 30 seconds could have been better spent transcribing a quoted, generic response to a repetitive, uninspiring inquiry and now the he'll never get it back. All the pressure of having to matter-of-factly describe the occurrences of the game to people that more than likely watched it, and now he can't even sneak in a bathroom break between paragraphs?! 

Who even raised this kid? Didn't they teach him that new angles and fresh opinions are insulting and borderline offensive to those that spend their professional lives rehashing their nauseatingly monotonous ones? I'll probably never find out "what it feels like" for Frank Martin to be in the Elite 8 now that some uppity adolescent cut into press conference to find out the secret to one of the best defenses in all of college basketball. I thought Riley Curry was bad and along comes this kid making everyone think during what has become a thoughtless practice?! We are just a few short years away from children taking over the profession and leaving us with nothing uninteresting to talk about!