A Love Story For The Ages: Khloe Kardashian Called Off Her and Lamar Odom's Divorce

BSO- Khloe’s lawyer Laura Wasser went before a judge Wednesday morning, asking a judge to withdraw the papers they both signed to end their marriage. The file was sitting in a pile waiting to be processed and signed by a judge.

​The judge granted Wasser’s request and the file is now dead.


Finally a love story everyone can relate to. Boy meets girl, boy falls in love with girl, boy marries girl, boy ends up on girl's mind numbing reality show, boy develops a drug addiction, girl divorces boy, boy almost dies, girl decides to give boy another shot. I can't tell if it falls under the genre of romance, drama, or horror, but it's a love story nonetheless. There is no love quite like a love that is born from tragedy.

In a way, it's pretty clear that Khloe Kardashian never wanted this divorce to be finalized either. If she did, she would have made sure those papers were signed immediately. Especially when she knew that her future ex-husband was a ticking time bomb that was one bump away from a life threatening relapse. Remember on 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' when Larry David wanted to break up with Loretta even after the news of her cancer diagnosis? No way Larry was going to let guilt and shame stand in the way of his own personal happiness, and there's no way someone as self absorbed as Khloe Kardashian would either. That's how you know this was meant to be. Sometimes you just need a sign, and when you are dealing with people as disconnected from reality as Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian then that sign needs to be a little bigger and a little brighter. For instance, oh I don't know, your estranged husband surviving a weekend bender full of whores and blow? No way his body should have been healthy enough to survive that. It's clear he has a bigger purpose in this world, and that purpose is to be one of the patriarch's of the Kardashian family. 

Got to respect Lamar Odom. You have really got to love someone to almost kill yourself in an effort to prove how much worse off you are without them. Most people would just leave tearful voicemails and not leave the house for weeks at a time. Lamar went on a drug fueled sex rampage and somehow turned himself into a sympathetic figure. I don't know how he did it, but he did, and I'll be damned if it's not an impressive feat.