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A Man Hired A Private Investigator To Follow His Wife Who Was Sleeping With The Private Investigator's Son

9/9/2015

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Metro- A man who hired a private investigator to tail his wife was in for a bit of a shock when it emerged she was having sex with the PI’s teenage son.

And we’ll wager the investigator was pretty gobsmacked too.

Amber Telford, 33, has been jailed after admitting to unlawful sexual activity with a minor.

The Utah dance teacher was sentenced to 33 days in jail and 150 hours of community service after her husband’s PI caught her in the act… with his son.


Mum-of-three, Ms Telford was arrested after her estranged husband hired the detective, who discover she was buying the teen clothes and even paid for a trip to Disneyland.

It’s believed Ms Telford, who is also an ex-NBA cheerleader had sex with the boy in her studio, car and her mother’s house.

A court statement obtained by local news station KSL read: ‘She started by flirting with (the teen) and eventually began a sexual relationship with him that occurred at her home, her mother’s home and also in a vehicle belonging to Amber.’



Parents always say that life changes once you have a kid. That it's no longer about your happiness, but your kid's happiness. That you can only be happy as your least happy child. For that reason, I am of the belief that this private investigator is a terrible father. It's very clear, to me anyway, that he values a job well done more so than the triumphs of his offspring. I bet this bastard missed opening day of Little League cause he was too busy chasing around some investment banker who claims to work 20 hour days and comes home smelling like a Russian brothel. We aren't talking about a profession that requires a strong code of ethics. This guy gets hired to follow people around and spy on them fucking. He's already straddling the line of morality, he might as well ignore that he saw his client's wife fucking his son. Sure, it could compromise the reputation of his business, but at least his son won't resent him forever. After all, once you have kids it's no longer about you, or your line of work. It's about making sure your kid isn't some loser virgin. It's about making sure he is fucking a higher quality female than you were at his age. When raising a son that is the true benchmark of success.

As far as I am concerned this guy missed a golden opportunity. You know the quickest way to a boy's heart when you are father that doesn't spend enough quality time with him? By encouraging him to continue banging some super hot 33 year old woman. By giving him a nice big hug after he gets home from an all-expenses-paid Disneyland trip and telling him just how proud you are of him. Sending the object of his affection to prison is a move founded in jealousy and selfishness. Not only that, but it's a move that ends up costing you money in the long run. Guess who is buying him clothes and weekend getaways now? Hint: It's not the slut you just put behind bars.

I may not be anywhere near fatherhood, but I would like to make a promise to my unborn (hopefully) son. You, little Robert John Fulton IV, will never have to worry about Dad putting his career above your sexual gratification. By the time you are fucking 33 year old NBA cheerleaders, your father will be a couple decades into a loveless marriage, and will be living vicariously through your sexual exploits. I will never snitch on you for scoring a Grade A piece of pussy, even if I do work with her husband. That's the sacrifice I am willing to make for you, my son, because I love you and you deserve every single rich cougar that you get statutory raped by.

Good luck son, good luck...  
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