A Man's Entire Porn Collection Was Revealed To His Wife When He Upgraded To Windows 10

Metro- A man woke up to his wife asking why his computer was showing off a slideshow of eye-wateringly hard porn, after he upgraded to Windows 10.

He claims he upgraded to Windows 10 late at night, then woke up to his wife goggling at a screensaver of distinctly fruity images.

Writing on Reddit under the username FalloutBoS, he said, ‘Woke up to wife asking why I set it to rotate all my porn images right on the desk top view.

‘I have no idea how to shut that feature off and that computer is staying shut down until I do.’

‘Don’t make my mistake, keep your private pictures out of My Pictures, no matter how deep you hide them in sub folders.’

By default, the new OS creates a screensaver using images in the computer’s Pictures folder.



Wait, they are still upgrading Windows? Other computers that aren't MacBook's are still a thing that exist in society? If they are a thing, we certainly shouldn't be encouraging their use. You have to imagine the person programming Windows 10 feels like the guy that tries to make the newspaper look more aesthetically pleasing. Just putting time and effort into a product that has been bordering on extinction for years. It's like buying your girlfriend a really fancy Christmas gift when you know you have plans to dump her before New Years Eve. It's just not a worthy investment. You don't climb further up the mountain if it's just going to make the inevitable fall that much more painful. Especially if the newly upgraded computer system is going to start flashing every tit a man has ever saved across the monitor of the family computer. Nothing will convert your last remaining Windows loyalists to the Apple life faster than explaining 5 gigs of unforeseen dick pics and strange vaginas to your loving wife. 

Don't get me wrong, this guy is a lunatic for saving pictures in an easily accessible folder. That part definitely isn't Bill Gates fault. If you leave a closet full of skeletons a few clicks away from a woman it's only a matter of time before she finds them. No computer upgrade is powerful enough to avoid the wrath of the female intuition. Hell, you could keep them password locked on your phone and she's still eventually going to find a way, but at least make her work for it. No sense in keeping a bunch of incriminating pictures a couple pop-ups away from your desktop when the only porn your computer should see is that of the video variety. Jesus, someone get this guy plugged into modern society. At the very least get him plugged in the newest version of Flash. This guy needs his sexual misconduct to be easily erased by tossing a couple thousand cookies in the trash bin. His current plan of hiding his unforgivable pictures in a folder entitled 'My Pictures' doesn't seem to be working out so well. No use putting up a curtain if the curtain is completely transparent. You can't hide things in plain sight if said things are images of the most unspeakable acts known to man. Might as well start leaving porn magazines under your pillow. That's got close to the same success rate. Married couples should share most things, but it might be best to split the spank bank into separate accounts.