A Rugby Player Got Served A TEN YEAR Suspension For Sucker Punching An Official

I can't believe I am going to say this because a decade is a hell of a long time to be suspended for anything short of premeditated murder, but I don't think ten years is a long enough in this instance.

Let's put aside the fact that assaulting referees is universally frowned upon, because there's no way the guilty party will have recovered from the humiliation of having a recently pubescent official casually eat his fist like it was nothing more than a bee sting by 2027. Seriously, if I were the commissioner of this league I'd banish him forever, because being unable to knock a 13 year old off his feet with a completely blind sucker punch is an awful look for rugby players everywhere. We are talking about a violent sport in which success is supposed to be predicated on brute force and toughness, and they have someone out there representing them that could easily get rope-a-doped by the long lost Jonas' brother? Time to send chubs walking off that field for the last and final time. Making rugby players look like pussies (with a right jab that couldn't even knock out the feeling in an unsuspecting arm) the one time they produce a clip that's worthy of going viral is grounds for an eternal dismissal.