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A Tip Of The Hat To This 16 Year Old Kid That Won The Chance To Live With A Porn Star For A Month

2/24/2016

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Metro- A 16-year-old boy will be spending a month with a porn star after winning an online competition.

Ruslan Schedrin said he’s ‘so happy’ and ‘boiling inside’ after winning the chance to spend a month with X-rated actress Macy Ssens.

Unsurprisingly, his mum isn’t happy about the whole arrangement.

Ruslan said: ‘I didn’t believe it at first, I thought it was rubbish.

‘But when it turned out to be true, I thanked the website – I was so happy.

‘I called my friends and they did not believe it either. Now they are happy for me too. Some of them are envious.'

He also says Ssens, real name Ekaterina Makario, is his type, apparently.His mum, Vera Schedrina, said: ‘I am absolutley against it. He has got exams, he is studying.’
She thinks he should forfeit the potentially X-rated stay in exchange for a cash sum.



Jesus, could this mom be anymore of a cock block. Piss off lady. Your 16 year old son just won the chance of a lifetime, how about you stop being a buzzkill for like two seconds? Isn't this where the father is supposed to step in and tell him he's allowed to do it? This is the problem with single parent homes. Not enough sources of approval when the child gets a golden opportunity like spending a month of his formative years living with a professional whore. Everyone used to do that thing where they would do back and forth to their mother and father until one of them agreed that it was okay, and it inevitably caused a rift between their parents. Hell, that's probably why the Dad isn't around anymore in the first place. Too many arguments on behalf of his sexually liberated son to maintain a healthy marriage.  

Seriously though, shouldn't the mother of a teenage boy be all about getting her son out of the house for awhile? That's 30 days of not getting woken up by his bed rocking while he incessantly beats the shit out of his recently pubescent dick. She might even be able to get some shuteye without the help of Ambien for the next couple of weeks. Stop worrying about what could go wrong, and think about yourself for a minute sweetheart. Teenagers are fucking brats. That's a month without a volatile, sexually charged monster running around the house. Talk about a staycation. Plus, think about how much nicer that kid will be once he empties the entirety of his tank by the Ides of March. Stop being an abstinence apologist and let your kid enjoy the month long viewing of a live porno. After all, being overprotective and shielding your children from questionable situations is something you do for a daughter, not a son. Fuck his education. High school doesn't even count until junior year anyway. The only lessons that 16 year olds truly learn from are given when their dick is hard, and his new mom looks like she has a lot of "teaching" to do...
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