DailyMail- Dumping your girlfriend by text is possibly not the most adult way to end a relationship - but what this woman did next was certainly not a grown-up way to deal with it.
The woman, realising she had been dumped, threw herself down on the floor of a busy Hong Kong street and threw a tantrum which a toddler would have been proud of.
The epic meltdown - which included headstands, and a number of other poses more usually seen in a yoga studio - went on for an eye-watering 90 minutes.
Video of the tantrum shows people try to intervene at points - only to be batted away by the inconsolable woman.
Eventually, it seems they realised the only way to get her off the streets of the Tsim Sha Tsui district was to call for professional help.
I think we can all agree that the right course of action when breaking up with someone you are in an adult relationship with is not to let them know through text. That doesn't mean I haven't done it, it just means you're kind of a pussy for failing to confront the person while you break it off. I guess the good news here is that, by the looks of things, this was about as far from an adult relationship as a person can possibly get. Nothing like having a public reaction that shows exactly the reason why you got dumped over text message. I don't think a single person that had to hear one single second of that incessant shrieking is feeling even the slightest bit of sympathy for this chick as she begins to go through this trying period of her life.
I would bet a handsome chunk of change this wasn't the first time he tried to rip the band-aid off, probably just the first time he did so from outside a 10 mile radius of her person. I would set the over/under on how many times he tried to break up with his girl in person as a solid 7.5. She seems like quite the persistent little devil. Probably dumped her initially and made it 30 seconds into her round of handstands and foot stomps until he just agreed to work it out. Just kept waiting another minute or two every time he tried to end it, until he realized that he might literally have to wait forever (or apparently until paramedics step in). 90 minutes? I think I speak for everyone when I say that if being single requires sitting through 90 minutes of that woman's voice then I would rather just hate myself and stay in that terrible relationship. She gave this guy no choice but to break her heart via text. You can't pierce someone's eardrums or involve them in a public scene through iMessage. It was either that or marry the bitch. Now, this guy should definitely move and change his number, but at least for now he is flying solo. That's something that would have never happened if he waited for an amicable, face-to-face breakup.
P.S. I think the only course of action here is to fuck someone close to her. That way he avoids any "accidental" run-in that could only possibly end with him taking her back.