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Aaron Hernandez' Attorneys May Try To Utilize The Age Old "Because I Got High" Defense

2/23/2017

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TheBigLead- Aaron Hernandez is on trial for double-murder. He’s already serving a life sentence for first degree murder. While he’s allegedly sporting tattoos of the guns used in the murders, he has yet to plead guilty. In fact, he’s preparing quite the defense. Via the Boston Herald:

Buried in a list of potential witnesses are two “unknown” experts who the former tight end’s attorneys may call. One expert may “discuss marijuana use in the NFL.” Another could address “the medical and psychological impacts for individuals who ingest marijuana” and whether there is any correlation between pot use and violence.

Together, those experts could be used in a Hail Mary maneuver to try to erase the mental state needed to convict Hernandez of two counts of first-degree murder.

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He was gonna let it slide....but then he got high...
He was gonna let them live their lives....but then he got high....
Two dead bodies in chalk, and I know why....
Yeah-ahhhhh
Because he got high, because he got high, because he got higggggh!
LaDaDa-Da-Da-Da

He was gonna talk it out...but then he got high....
He almost changed his mind en route...but then he got high...
The most obvious double homicide, and I know why...
Yeah-ahhhhh
Because he killed high, because he killed high, because he killed higgggggh!
LaDaDa-Da-Da-Da

Couple things to discuss here. First of all, AfroMan hoodwinked the world with that one hit wonder, because even I could have written that shit while...well...high. Second of all, I know this "defense" of a man who is already serving a life sentence is a complete waste of time, but we should probably deter folks from using the drug that's currently being legalized across the nation as an excuse for multiple murders. Just a suggestion, but maybe we could all agree not to hear out the council if they want to claim weed as an accomplice, because - newsflash - pot's only victims have corresponding calories. 

Seriously though, this fuckin' guy....
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