Yahoo Sports- Two nights before Aaron Hernandez is alleged to have been involved in the murder of Odin Lloyd, the former New England Patriots star tried to hook up with the babysitter of his young daughter.
The incident took place at a suburban Boston apartment Hernandez rented in addition to the nearby McMansion that he called home with his fiancée and daughter. The babysitter, Jennifer Fortier, testified Monday that they kissed in one of the apartment's bedrooms but then she rebuffed Hernandez's advancements.
"I pushed him away," Fortier, now 28, said of the early morning encounter. "I told him, 'I'm your Nanny. I can't do this.' … He understood and said it was OK."
Hernandez, now 25, then went to sleep. Fortier called a car service to come get her and a girlfriend who was also present. Also asleep in the apartment was Lloyd, the murder of whom Hernandez is standing trial for in Bristol County (Mass.) Superior Court.
Two days later, Fortier babysat for Hernandez and his live-in fiancée Shayanna Jenkins. Fortier was paid $250 for four hours of work, a rather fine rate ($62.50 an hour) and far above her usual $20 per hour.
Truth be told, I refuse to read this whole story. I have no idea what Hernandez trying to plug his babysitter has to do with anything. All it proves to me is that he probably watches too much pornography. I can't even begin to imagine how his poor choice of women to pursue could possibly make him any guiltier than he already is. The guy has like a dozen skeletons in his closet. That's not even a metaphor. There may very well be dead bodies in Hernandez' closet. I refuse to put anything past a man this stupid. In fact, I think the only reason this trial is taking this long is because everyone is so perplexed by how someone could be so bad at crime. It's almost like he seems too guilty to be guilty. Like in CSI when they spend the whole episode leading you to believe someone did it, only to throw you a curveball at the end.
Hernandez could have picked a woman out of a hat and there would have been a 90% chance he could sleep with her without much effort. Instead he choose the only female that lives in the house part time and sees his finance sees on a daily basis. At what point do we start holding her accountable, by the way? You don't just live with the worst criminal/cheater on the planet and not be considered an accomplice. My God, the man can't even have a workplace relationship right. Come on Aaron, you're supposed to get something from your employee before you decide to increase their pay. You're ruining it for men everywhere. If women find out they can still receive preferential treatment in the workplace without putting out the entire balance of power is thrown off. The entire phenomenon of sleeping with your boss to get ahead will go extinct faster than Ray Allen's acting career.
I don't think I have ever killed anything bigger than an insect and I consider myself a better criminal than Hernandez. Rule #1 Aaron, if you want to get away with killing someone, try to be subtle in all other aspects of life. Don't go around heaving money at your babysitter like you are Pacman Jones in a titty bar. Don't get caught on camera twirling your guns around like Yosemite Sam. And maybe, just maybe, don't spread you're DNA around town like you are passing out flyers for your lost puppy. Those seem simple enough, no? Good Lord, I think I could write a book called 'The Perfect Crime' and each chapter would just be a written account of the exact opposite of what Hernandez has done as this trial has transpired. I don't even know why he is fighting so hard to get acquitted. What's the over/under on another murder charge once he's let back into the wild? 24 hours? The guy was born to go to prison.
This may make me a bad person, but this picture is never not funny.