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According To This Woman, Swaggy P Is A Cheater And Sucks In Bed

6/15/2015

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BSO- Brit TV star Donatella Panayiotou claims she started seeing the basketball player a month before he began dating the Australian rapper in 2013 and he allegedly LIED about being with her.

The MTV host, 31, claims she was seeing the LA Lakers star for eight months but their sex life was pretty disappointing because he wasn’t very good in bed.

She blasted: “Sex was over really quickly. He’s say, ‘I just need to get used to you.’ That didn’t happen.” Claws out!

But despite their steamy sessions not lasting very long, Donatella says she was very attracted to him and loved his tattoos, claiming they had a real connection.

The brunette beauty thought she was the only woman in Nick’s life until she allegedly found Iggy’s hair clips in his bathroom in May 2014 – the last time they slept together.



Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. However, little late on this, no? Shouldn't this disdain have kicked in months ago? Did you just wakeup and decide that you wanted to try to ruin Swaggy P's life? Just had a wave of jealousy come over you a year later? You can't be mad if Swaggy P is a cheater and a one minute man. That comes with the territory. The longer you spend naked plugging away at a sidepiece the longer you give yourself to get caught. Why do you think Shaggy is still pleading his innocence? Can't spend hours upon hours fucking the side chick on the kitchen counter. That's just begging to get busted. Casual sex on the side is a sprint, not a marathon. It's result oriented. This woman needs to stop reading corny proverbs. Sometimes it really is about the destination instead of the journey. There's a difference between Swaggy P being bad in bed and him not feeling any responsibility towards being good in bed. Let me guess, he didn't even take his shoes off while he was plowing this woman. Just dropped jeans to his Jordans and went to town real quick. Time is money, and every minute spent with some British TV star is a dollar wasted. As far as I am concerned Swaggy P isn't lame sexually, he's responsible financially.

You know the second I stopped believing this woman? When she said claimed that they had a 'real' connection. How do you have a real connection with someone that is completely disconnected from reality? The only reason him and Iggy work is because he is convinced he is a good basketball player, and she is convinced she is a good rapper and they are both equally delusional. That's a connection. They are both a joke. Their relationship is a joke. And whatever connection they have is a joke. That's why it works perfectly. Everything surrounding the relationship is just dumb enough to make sense. Does it suck to have the second best ass when your competition is some white broad? I'm sure it probably does, but that doesn't mean you can retroactively get upset about a professional basketball player being unfaithful after he treated you like a penalty box. Two minutes at a time.  
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