AL.com- A search of a University of Alabama football player's dorm room in Bryant Hall last week yielded more than 100 grams of marijuana and almost $5,000 in cash, court records filed Monday show.
So, I am going to have to assume this isn't your run-of-the-mill dorm room, right? I have heard of people keeping weed in a shoe box. Granted, not 112 grams of weed, but none the less. That's exactly what a college dorm room is, a shoebox. Shit, I couldn't even eat italian in my dorm room without it smelling like garlic for 2 weeks. It's amazing he wasn't busted earlier. Confidential informant? Well, we can narrow that down to anyone that came within 25 feet of his door. His entire floor probably smelled a cafe in Amsterdam.
Hey Kurt, ever heard of a bank? At least if you only get busted with 4 ounces of pot you can play it off like you are a major stoner, or at the very least give yourself a fighting chance. Can't just have 4-5K laying around the dorm room too. You're a college student. Anything more than $200 in cash is a huge red flag. Way to 'okay' the search too. You don't seem like a rap guy, but listen to '99 Problems' for me one time dude!
Rule #1 of drug dealing is stay under the radar. Playing for the biggest football program, with the biggest national spotlight, isn't exactly low key. You're 6'4, 255 pounds Kurt. Pretty easy to draw attention. Especially when you walk outside to the street corner every 10 minutes.
Got to give some of the blame to Alabama too. You have to protect your recruits. Give 'em what they need to survive. If Kurt wants to sell weed, get the kid a green house and a storage basement. Some kids want cash and cars, all he wants to do is peddle dope around campus. Is that too much to ask? This is how you know the Alabama dynasty is over. Couple years ago they would have covered up all his transgressions and let him provide his public service. Grow up Bama.