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Alright Cardale, The Ronda Rousey Obsession Is Getting To Be A Litttttle Much

8/10/2015

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So here is my question. When does a National Championship winning quarterback go from being the cool guy that has a crush on a famous female MMA fighter to the desperate dork that's showing a woman, that has shown no reciprocating interest, far too much attention? Take away the things that make Cardale Jones, Cardale Jones. Take away the 6'5, 250 pound frame. Take away the superhuman amount of athletic ability. Take away the funny Twitter persona and the news cameras and he's just a dude wearing a shirt with the girl he is obsessed with on it. Now, obviously he is doing this up for the media, but it is still getting a little bit weird. How far is too far? I feel like every time Jones gets interviewed he makes at least one mention of Rousey. When do we stop and say "hmm, this is kind of creepy". If Cardale Jones were a 14 year nerdy white boy he would be sitting in a Principal's Office getting a lecture on harassment. He would be one t-shirt or public display of adoration away from a restraining order. I know famous athletes are governed by a different set of laws, but when the target in question is also famous, shouldn't somebody be telling Jones to take it down a notch?

Now, I would love to sleep with Ronda Rousey. She's not exactly a 10, but she is extremely attractive. However, the difference is that if I slept with Ronda Rousey it would be an attempt to wife her up. You don't hit it and quit it with a woman that could break your arm into 4 pieces in 30 seconds. Cardale Jones is three games into his career as a starting quarterback in college football. The last person I would be trying to fuck in that situation would be the toughest woman in the world. Not when you're bound to have an endless wave of panties thrown at you. Not when you literally could have the pick of the college litter. Jesus Christ dude. Take a run at someone that looks like Rousey. Shit, see if she has a younger, less volatile sister or something. They say hell hath no fury like a scorned women, but those people have never seen a scorned MMA fighter.
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