An Indianapolis Brewery Stamped 'Tom Brady Sux' On the Bottom Of A Bunch Of Their Beer

Indy's @SunKingBrewing is blaming a guy named Biscuit for "Tom Brady Sux." http://t.co/cjjziDp29z pic.twitter.com/pJpbBc1xzL

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Fox News- Drinkers of Sun King Brewery’s Wee Mac Scottish Ale may notice an unusual message next to the canning date posted on their can.

On May 13, a Sun King employee who has been identified as Biscuit, stamped more than 20,000 cans of beer with “Tom Brady Sux” during the height of “DeflateGate,” reports the Indy Star.  The Indianapolis-based Sun King, which supplies beer to the Colts Lucas Oil Stadium, home to the Indianapolis Colts, is known for being playful with its date stamps, but was recently made aware of the stamp.

The brewery Tuesday released a statement via its Twitter account: "A SKB employee had fun w the canning date coder. While we don't condoned the message we understand his Colts passion."


"It wasn't an idea we came up with at all. Every day, we change the thing on the bottom of our cans. One of the guys running the canning lines had to come up with something. Biscuit is his name. So Biscuit put 'Tom Brady Sux,'" Sun King co-owner Clay Robinson told the Indy Star.



Okay, this pains me to say. Actually, as we speak I am fighting that watery feeling you get in the back of your throat when you are about to throw up. That's how physically ill it makes me to defend the Patriots. You see, I don't have a problem with anyone taking joy in what the Patriots are going though with DeflateGate. Even if Roger Goodell and the NFL made the whole thing up, which they likely did because Roger Goodell is a nitwit, this story still causes irreparable damage to the Tom Brady and New England Patriots. If you want to take solace in that then I cannot fault you. I am actually enjoying it as well. Mostly because going to court with the NFL is like arguing with a menstruating girlfriend. They don't have to be right to win.

With that said, If are working in an Indianapolis brewery the last thing you should be doing is reminding your consumers about Tom Brady, even if you do think he sucks. This is like the Jets fans that paid to fly a 'Cheaters Look Up!' banner over the Patriots facilities. If you are taking all these steps to disparage a franchise in the offseason then that franchise already won. You think Tom Brady does anything but laugh when he sees stories like these? It's the same reason he's been relatively even keel throughout this DeflateGate nonsense. No matter what happens he's still a 4-time SuperBowl champion. No matter what anyone says they are still, as of right now, the best team in football. If I were a Colts fan I would want to forget about the 40 point shellacking that got put on my team by Tom Brady, not read his name on the bottom of my beer can. That's like hanging up a framed mugshot of the guy that murdered your family. Hell, the mere mention of his name would give me nightmares. I would have probably spent the last 6 months in seclusion hiding from all forms of media. You know why? Because every time we are discussing the PSI of a football we are discussing the time that the Patriots emasculated the Colts. Every time we talk about it, we mention that it had ZERO effect on the game because that's how badly the Colts got beat. "Ohhh, got 'em, Tom Brady sucks". Well, the team that destroyed the Colts hopes of going to the SuperBowl could have played without a Tom Brady for the first half and they still would have won. 

You know when your girlfriend breaks up with you and it's not until after that you find out she cheated? Well, it's okay to mourn for a little bit, but after awhile you're just the pouty ex that doesn't want to talk about anything but the person that wronged you. Meanwhile, that person is off enjoying life and winning the breakup. Stop being that pouty ex Indianapolis. You already lost, but if you don't stop talking about it then you're never going to get over it. Especially if you can't even drink away the pain without being reminded of it.

P.S. A line worker at an Indianapolis brewery with the name 'Biscuit' is almost too perfect to even make a joke about. Shit writes itself.

"It wasn't an idea we came up with at all. Every day, we change the thing on the bottom of our cans. One of the guys running the canning lines had to come up with something. Biscuit is his name. So Biscuit put 'Tom Brady Sux,'" Sun King co-owner Clay Robinson told the Indy Star.