There you have it folks. We were all wondering why one of the most accomplished college coaches of all time would preemptively announce his retirement 3 years beforehand and we finally got our answer. He's starting to have bladder control issues. Unfortunately his ability to hold it in is deteriorating faster than even he expected because that right there? That's not just a result of excess dripping. No amount of shaking would have helped him avoid this accident. Sure, the gray pants certainly don't help, but it appears that Jimmy can't help but let a little squirt out from time to time. Poor guy is leaking like a defunct facet. Someone better get him a darker shade of trousers or a pee-pad for his underoos if he is going to make it two more full seasons without staining (zing) his entire legacy by having a full blown 'Caution: Wet Floor' incident. High definition is a fickle bitch, and even Jim Boeheim can't convince recruits that peeing in your pants is cool. Maybe the most sobering aspect of this is that it reminded everyone that he is 71 years old, because I never really thought of Jim Boeheim as an old man until I saw him slightly hunched over instructing his team and paying no mind to his completely soaked crotch. That's a surefire sign of impending senility, and that train might go off the rails well before it's scheduled departure in 2018.
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9/18/2017 08:25:04 am
As we all know, our life here on Earth is only temporary. There will come a time where our physical state will soon deteriorate. The person's advanced age could not stipulate the yesterday's fast-paced work. That is the main reason why most individuals tend to retire. For the younger generation, we must fully comprehend the situation. Senility is never shameful. Whether we like it or not, all of us will go on that stage in our lives. Leave a Reply. |
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