I can't tell you why Antonio Brown thought the period of time in which he's actively seeking a trade was also the right time to go public in telling the world - and, more importantly, his prospective employers - that he could take or leave football. However, I would have to agree that someone with both the charisma and the...well...crazy of Antonio Brown has plenty of revenue streams to go splashing around in outside of sport....
That being said, at the risk of giving too much credit to consumers in 2019, I'm just pretty sure video greeting cards aren't his next business to boom. Judging by the linguistically laughable pause both before and after "wedding", I just have a hard time believing there's much of a future in getting paid $500 a pop to awkwardly grin his way around the laws of the English language...
He is a lock to remain successful in dying his hair six shades of sapphire as the type of wildcard that can continue to profit off social media, or run rampant as a reality star, or push product as the most boisterous of business man/brand ambassador. Unfortunately, no matter how bright his smile, a walking, talking Hallmark card he is most certainly not. Needless to say, he's far more wackjob than wordsmith, which actually serves him far better given that the current state of society places a premium on attention prostitutes.
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