I am not a football coach so I can't be certain, but if the biggest problem with your rookie wide receiver is that he makes "too many" one handed catches than you're in a pretty good spot. I believe that's what the experts call a good problem to have. The head coach may consider it an epidemic, but that is one sickness I am down with. I would honestly be willing to sacrifice one dropped ball if it was followed by 9 awe-inspiring one handed grabs, but luckily I don't have to worry about that, because the only thing Michael Thomas drops is jaws. I'll start worrying about whether or not his flare for the dramatic comes at the expense of his productivity the day he stops impressing people, and that day has undoubtedly not yet come. Nope. No need to call the doctor just yet. I see not a single reason to cure this illness until it proves terminal for anyone other than the opposition. That Michael Thomas, I'll tell ya, worst immune system of all time. Dude just catches everything without fail. He's like the most trustworthy carrier of any disease ever with his undeniable propensity to snag footballs with nothing more than 5 fingers. If only we could tell where he contracted it from...
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