Awful Decision For Greg Hardy To Cancel His Thanksgiving NIght Club Appearance

BSO- According to the club promoter, Ron King, Hardy’s people reached out on Monday and called the whole thing off … explaining, “Greg can’t do the party anymore.

“Greg’s people said he was catching heat for having the party so he couldn’t do it … now I have to find some other big name Cowboys to sponsor it on short notice,” King says.

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​I know what you are thinking. Greg Hardy can't afford anymore negative publicity. That him canceling a night club appearance on Thanksgiving is the first sound, rational decision that he has made on behalf of his reputation. I want to let those people in on a little secret. Almost everyone has a friend that goes to the strip club on the night of Thanksgiving. Most of you probably don't even know that to be true, but chances are there is a person in your life that stuffs themselves with a shitload of carbs and goes to watch a bunch of women from broken homes dance around half naked in feathered headdresses. The reason you can neither confirm nor deny that statement is because we generally don't give a fuck what the other people in our lives are doing on Thanksgiving. You don't keep Greg Hardy from making a club appearance forever. At some point that morally bankrupt idiot is going to find his way on stage and likely commit a felony, so why not have him do it on a night when no one is paying attention?

It's difficult enough for me to ration my time towards football, turkey, and booze, you think I am going to put one second of my overly gluttonous day towards thinking about a domestic abuser? I can barely keep my eyes open while nursing my narcoleptic food fetus, you think I am going to scour the internet checking out Greg Hardy's itinerary? Hell no. Do what you want Greg, just try not to beat any women. I promise that this is the one day a year when the only football related news people care about is taking place on the field. If you want to pop bottles to celebrate the holiday then be my guest, just try not to break them over anyone's head when you get to the bottom of them.